The Pfamiy Pfarm is a portmanteau of my life outside of research: the Pfeiffer family and hobby farming. My partner Cassi and I are parents to two smart and rough-and tumble daughters, Cypress Trout (3) and Clover Sprout (1). Our temporary homestead in the cypress swamp of Newnans lake (near the type locality of Unio jewettii) is where we raise a few dairy goats and a variety of chicken breeds. When we are not on our wannabe farm we enjoy canoeing, camping, and fly fishing.